WOW! A TOPLESS PARTY IN MY YARD LAST NIGHT!

There are signs of a topless party in my yard last night. Every blossom on my tomato tops is missing today! At first i thought T.C. misunderstood when I told him we must pinch the tops of someplants to prevent going to seed. THEN I looked down and saw multiple sized cloven hoofs. Was it satan? Not! There has been a deer and her new twins frequenting our yard daily and nightly. Are they thiefs? I can hear the Mom saying to her babies, Look, some of the best delicacies in the world". "Those pseudo hippies living in that house who wear their socks in their sandals and maintain an abnormal schedule of going to bed when the sun comes up and rising when it sets!" "Built a monstrosity of a house on our path we travelled and our ancestors travelled for years." "The elders told us we would luck in like this ." "They don't have enough sense yet to just pee on them to make them unpalatable!" Well, must move the bikini bottoms higher or it will be a completely naked party! We, hmmmmm....... I wonder if deer climb steps to a deck ? Oh, the courage and joy of living in the country!